I think I know what makes me look so fat.

The answer is here.

Meet Me On Monday

Here's a fun little meme hosted by Java at Never Growing Old 
Each week she asks 5 get-to-know-you type questions. If you want to participate, you answer the questions on your blog, link back to her, leave your link there on her post and then find all sorts of new blogs to hop around on. You also need to post the "linky" code so that you can have the list on your post.  It's all very well explained on her entry and not at all as complicated as I'm making it sound.

1. What is your favorite kind of pie?
3.14 - it has the fewest calories


2. Have you ever ran out of gas in the car you were driving?
Yes. In a Prius. In a small blue collar town. Across from the General Motors factory. It was horrible.

3. How many languages do you speak?
Dozens, but only one "real" one.

4. Do you take daily vitamins?
Yes, I try to take them by eating a nutritious balanced diet.

5. What is your worst eating habit?
Eating with my mouth full.


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Tagged by FATMOM

I'm it! I've been tagged by The Fat Mom in this little game. I have to answer the 4 questions she gave me and then I ask 4 different questions to 4 other people. What I've learned about Fat Mom through this process is that she has a filthy mind. Which makes me realize right away who I'm going to tag.

1. Results Not Typical Girl
2. Mrs. FatAss
3.  Auntie Mandy
and  as a prize for being my 100th follower . . . .
4. Margene

You girls get ready for your questions. First I'll answer the 4 I've been given:

1. If you had a penis for one day, what would you do?

Realize it's useless without testicles
2. What would your pornstar/stripper name be and why?
Floppy (see above)

3. If you would never get caught, what illegal activity would you participate in?
Apparently I'd become a flaccid porn star. If that's not illegal, it should be.

4. If you could change a part of your past, what would it be?
Becoming bloggy friends with The Fat Mom (just kidding!)
 
 
Now for the 4 questions my taggees must answer:
 
1. What's the most profound advice you've gleaned from my blog?
 
2.  What's the funniest thing you've read from my blog?
 
3. What do you like best about me?


4. If it wasn't all about me, about whom would it be?
 
 
 
(my mouse just stopped working so I will need to come back and fix the rest of the links when I get a replacement this afternoon)